i apologize in advance for the hard-to-read colors:

CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE "CHRISTIAN" WAY 

How many "Christians" does it take to change a light bulb? 

Charismatic : Only 1 

Hands are already in the air. 

Pentecostal : 10 

One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. 

Presbyterians : None 

Lights will go on and off at predestined times. 

Roman Catholic : None 

Candles only. 

Baptists : At least 15. 

One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken . 

Episcopalians: 3 

One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. 

Mormons : 5 

One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. 

Unitarians : 

We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb.. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. 

Methodists : Undetermined 

Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service with a covered dish.

Nazarene : 6 

One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. 

Lutherans: None 

Lutherans don't believe in change. 

Amish : 

What's a light bulb?